Monthly Archives: April 2016

Cracker Display

Victories! Today I wrote out a list, followed the list, and never once lost my basket during this trip to Safeway. I’m really getting this adult shit figured out. Gold star for me. Though the store is pretty busy, I … Continue reading

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The Rockridge News Pumps My Nads

I made it my mission to completely clean/cute/delouse-ify one of our much neglected countertops today. It’s a  place where cloves of garlic fall and we find them months later trying to grow up our walls. Mushrooms sometimes! Anyway, in addition to … Continue reading

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April Fools, 1993

This is a story about the best, and ONLY April Fools joke I ever played on someone. Here’s a portrait of me, in high school (circa 1993): Here’s a portrait of the boy I was madly in love with, and … Continue reading

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