Author Archives: ArleneShirlee

About ArleneShirlee

Hello. I live in Oakland. I write, I rap, I play drums, and I do some neat party tricks.

TRICKS FOR STAYING SANE WHILE DATING ONLINE

I  AM TRYING ONLINE DATING AGAIN BUT I AM CONVINCED I CAN DO IT SMARTER AND SANER THIS TIME.   Here here. Can we pour one out for the relationships that died last year?  Many couples who saw each other … Continue reading

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Spellbound! Lawton Estate’s Witchiest Week

In classic haunting stories you may note that there’s always an uptick of ghostly upheaval when a household goes through a huge transition. So, I ascribe  most of  of what transpired the months of July/August 2013,   the fact that … Continue reading

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Freaky Stories about my House and former Roommates

Halloween has always been my favorite holiday. As someone who frequents cemeteries for fun, and has a vibrant collection of skulls at home, PLUS  three drawers full of costumes, I enjoy the fact that— at least once a year, my macabre interests are … Continue reading

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The New Rockridge Safeway Freaks Me Out

My lucky stars have blessed me with many, many things: fetching good looks, irascible wit, jumbo-sized jugs, and a tendency to have fun wherever I am. In addition to these things, I’ve also been blessed with an immune system that … Continue reading

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We did the wrong things while tubing on the Sacramento River so you don’t have to.

  My friends and I have been talking about taking a river  tubing adventure for a good portion of the year now. After a monster-email thread of about 5000 messages,  we finally executed a plan! And now that we’ve done … Continue reading

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Cheese & Taxidermy (Part 1)

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The Ladybug Dance

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Never yell “Go Straight!” In the middle of Dyke March

Here’s a lesson for you all: Never yell “go straight”  in the middle of Dyke March in San Francisco . Even if that’s what your friend Christine told you to say. Not out of protest, or even a dare.  But because the group … Continue reading

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American Moments: Hotties, Hotdogs and Freaks

Last 4th of July, I took my first trip to New York City! And there, I had the best 4th of July celebration of my life. (Psst.If you want to read my New York Travel Blog from last year, it’s … Continue reading

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American Moments: Texas Rose

  Hella America!!!!  Step right up, we have it all here. Mountain ranges, oceans, lakes, bears, moose, amber waves of grain, and about 350,000 people named Amber. But I would never in a million years call myself patriotic. At least … Continue reading

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