After many years of struggle, I finally decided to give up fighting with my left ear hole, which always closes up no matter what I do. I’m done. Out. No more pain, no more blood, no more lube, no more giant grody scabs on my earlobes, and NO MORE PIERCED EARRINGS. It’s clip-on city, baby, from now until end times. Enough is enough.
This also means I have to let my sales rep at Rocksbox know not to send me any more pierced earrings. (Rocksbox is this awesome Bay Area company who, for a small monthly fee, will send you 3 pieces of hand-crafted jewelry at a time, to keep as long as you want. Perfect for me, because I can’t seem to commit to any one piece of jewelry).
So, with sadness in my heart, I typed this letter to my Rocksbox stylist.
Is there anyone else out there who’s had this problem? If so, how did you cope?