Monthly Archives: April 2016

PMS can suck my dick

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Chili Surprise!

I went to the San Francisco  ferry building on a recent  Saturday, around lunch time. Normally, it’s not my jam  to squeeze myself into throngs of slowly, or erratically moving people—especially if I’m hungry. When I’m hungry I’ve got no … Continue reading

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Hello? Is Missy here?

  As if I weren’t already creepy enough, last year I signed up  to be a docent for the mountain view cemetery in Oakland. That is, I am training to lead one of the many free tours offered twice monthly … Continue reading

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Almost 86’ed from the ButtercuP Grill

So, my friend Rachel and I had plans to have breakfast together this morning,  at the  Jack London Square farmers market. Unfortunately, the morning was drizzly, and gray and neither of us was in the mood to stand shivering  in the mist on … Continue reading

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My Left Hole

After many years of struggle, I finally  decided to give up fighting with  my left ear hole, which always closes up no matter what I do.  I’m done. Out.  No more pain, no more blood, no more lube, no more … Continue reading

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The Dark Walkward

  So, yesterday I found out that the brand new blog I bought a spanking new  domain for, has a freaking  typo in its URL, and nobody I’ve sent a link to has been able to view it! What I … Continue reading

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Should my mom run for president as a Hillary Clinton impersonator?

Look, I won’t lie. Some of this election shit is really getting to me. I keep expecting to wake up from the nightmare that an Angry Neon Orange  Man is running for president (and winning in primaries!) BUT I NEVER … Continue reading

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