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Almost 86’ed from the ButtercuP Grill
So, my friend Rachel and I had plans to have breakfast together this morning, at the Jack London Square farmers market. Unfortunately, the morning was drizzly, and gray and neither of us was in the mood to stand shivering in the mist on … Continue reading
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My Left Hole
After many years of struggle, I finally decided to give up fighting with my left ear hole, which always closes up no matter what I do. I’m done. Out. No more pain, no more blood, no more lube, no more … Continue reading
The Dark Walkward
So, yesterday I found out that the brand new blog I bought a spanking new domain for, has a freaking typo in its URL, and nobody I’ve sent a link to has been able to view it! What I … Continue reading
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Should my mom run for president as a Hillary Clinton impersonator?
Look, I won’t lie. Some of this election shit is really getting to me. I keep expecting to wake up from the nightmare that an Angry Neon Orange Man is running for president (and winning in primaries!) BUT I NEVER … Continue reading
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Cracker Display
Victories! Today I wrote out a list, followed the list, and never once lost my basket during this trip to Safeway. I’m really getting this adult shit figured out. Gold star for me. Though the store is pretty busy, I … Continue reading
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The Rockridge News Pumps My Nads
I made it my mission to completely clean/cute/delouse-ify one of our much neglected countertops today. It’s a place where cloves of garlic fall and we find them months later trying to grow up our walls. Mushrooms sometimes! Anyway, in addition to … Continue reading
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April Fools, 1993
This is a story about the best, and ONLY April Fools joke I ever played on someone. Here’s a portrait of me, in high school (circa 1993): Here’s a portrait of the boy I was madly in love with, and … Continue reading
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