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Monthly Archives: April 2016
Chili Surprise!
I went to the San Francisco ferry building on a recent Saturday, around lunch time. Normally, it’s not my jam to squeeze myself into throngs of slowly, or erratically moving people—especially if I’m hungry. When I’m hungry I’ve got no … Continue reading
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Hello? Is Missy here?
As if I weren’t already creepy enough, last year I signed up to be a docent for the mountain view cemetery in Oakland. That is, I am training to lead one of the many free tours offered twice monthly … Continue reading
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Almost 86’ed from the ButtercuP Grill
So, my friend Rachel and I had plans to have breakfast together this morning, at the Jack London Square farmers market. Unfortunately, the morning was drizzly, and gray and neither of us was in the mood to stand shivering in the mist on … Continue reading
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My Left Hole
After many years of struggle, I finally decided to give up fighting with my left ear hole, which always closes up no matter what I do. I’m done. Out. No more pain, no more blood, no more lube, no more … Continue reading
The Dark Walkward
So, yesterday I found out that the brand new blog I bought a spanking new domain for, has a freaking typo in its URL, and nobody I’ve sent a link to has been able to view it! What I … Continue reading
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Should my mom run for president as a Hillary Clinton impersonator?
Look, I won’t lie. Some of this election shit is really getting to me. I keep expecting to wake up from the nightmare that an Angry Neon Orange Man is running for president (and winning in primaries!) BUT I NEVER … Continue reading
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